hmmm... strange. that's charlie and kim's number. and they're in japan...
"Hi, Bernie? this is John. I just wanted to tell you that I came over to turn off the lights and check on Kato, and I can't find him anywhere. I've been looking for him and calling him for 20 minutes, but he's not anywhere, and I can't hear the jingle of his collar or anything. So I figured I'd call you and let you know you might be getting a phone call if someone finds him."
kato is charlie and kim's brain-dead golden retriever. if he runs off, he can't figure out how to get home.
"um, did you look in the basement? he goes down there sometimes."
"Well, I didn't hear him. I'll go check."
about 5 minutes later, the phone rings again.
"You know where Charlie has a workshop? There's these shelves, and some stuff piled up there? He was buried under it. I had to move all these boxes to get him unwedged. He was just standing there, not moving, not barking or anything."
like i said: brain-dead. zombie-proof.