A Conservative Bible? Really? Translated by random people on a wiki to eliminate misguided concepts of social justice from the word of god? Are we really going to say that Jesus never said, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do"? That it was added by ancient Greek liberals who wanted America to be soft on crime two thousand years in the future?
Can conservatives please denounce this as the abomination that it is?
I mean, liberals with more than a handful neurons can denounce the Good News Bible, especially the part where Jesus says to the money changers in the temple, "Oh man, this is like so uncool. You're totally harshing my buzz."