brni (brni) wrote,

Strange Confessions

I don't know how many of you reading this remember a silly little sitcom called The Beverly Hillbillies, but there's one bit of the theme song that has haunted me since I was young.

And then one day he was shootin' at some food

And I got this vision of ol' Jed Clampett out there with his shotgun, drawing a bead on a box of cornflakes, while the Captain cowers in the shelter of some nearby brambles, motionless for fear of giving himself away with his telltale crunch.

What of you? Have you any strange confessions you wish to share?
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