Win a piece of the moon by coming up with something better. "Can you hear me now?" comes to mind.
http://dudeism.com/index.html - The Church of the Latter Day Dude
(Ironically, right about the time westlinwind was posting a link to this on Facebook, I was learning how to make a White Russian.)
http://www.hiddencityphila.org/home - This is still going on, for folks who have interest.
http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002028360 - This very well may be worth the road trip... journey to the land where Union soldiers got whupped. By dinosaurs.
http://www.starshipsofa.com/20090402/aural-delights-no-72-nebula-nominee-kij-johnson/ - Kij Johnson's amazing story, 26 Monkeys, Also the Abyss.