There was, on the other hand, six hours in the waiting room (quoth the intern: "yeah, try not to get hurt on a monday, that's always our busiest day, and this is the worst one I've seen here"), a woman in a wheelchair screaming that homeless people were in imminent danger of death if she did not get her x-ray immediately, and then another six hours in the hospital room, watching nigh-smut on the flat-screen TV (quoth the resident: "huh, I didn't know we got those channels") while waiting for someone to provide antibiotics to deal with my friend's blood poisoning.
My friend's response to Nine and a half weeks?
"Fetish good. Creepy bad."
It is good to keep one's perspective while in the ER.