brni (brni) wrote,

take this nori, broken for you

For years now Linda's told me that if she dies, she wants the last taste on her lips to be Spicy Crunchy Tuna Roll from the Hana restaurant. So, just in case she doesn't wake up tomorrow, we got take out food (since I'm still fucking sick and didn't want to be nasally viscous all over their table).

Well, never one to leave things be, Linda then proceeded to try to commit suicide by sushi, accidentally inhaling a piece of the above-mentioned maki. She failed; all she managed to do was get a chunk of rice and wasabi stuck in her sinuses.

"You'll do anything to get out of this surgery, won't you?" I asked.

She glared at me, but didn't deny it.
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