December 25th, 2005


xmas morning

jesse (squinting, half awake): it's xmas! where is everybody?

aunt lori: would you like some coffee?

jesse: uh, ok.

aunt lori: what do you put in your coffee?

jesse: my penis.

aunt lori (to jesse): you're a little boy! you're too young to have a penis. (to me:) you know, he was quite well hung when he was young. (to jesse:) i'll make your coffee, but you have to add your own penis.

um. right.