February 6th, 2005


the indistinguishable lightness of beans

It is not, I must admit, without a certain trepidation that I proceeded upon my mission. My fears, I believe, are well-founded; danger lay underfoot at every turn. However, with the indispensable tools of trade in hand, I set out, collecting specimin after specimin, and placing them carefully in a holding container for later processing.

My yard is now poo-free.