"My new body pillow came in." Linda paused and looked up at me. "It's very big," she added. "It's on the bed."
How big can a pillow that fits in a medium sized box be? Well, lemme tell you. The thing lying on the bed is reminiscent of a semi-flacid, albino elephant schlong. Nearly fully my height, about as wide around as Kate Moss, it eats valuable real estate. The queen sized bed is simply not big enough for he four of us. The thing takes up nearly as much space as the loki does, which leaves scant real estate for Linda and me.