brni (brni) wrote,

we're gonna need a bigger boat

The other day I came downstairs and saw a (not terribly large) box sitting empty on the living room floor.

"What's that?"

"My new body pillow came in." Linda paused and looked up at me. "It's very big," she added. "It's on the bed."

How big can a pillow that fits in a medium sized box be? Well, lemme tell you. The thing lying on the bed is reminiscent of a semi-flacid, albino elephant schlong. Nearly fully my height, about as wide around as Kate Moss, it eats valuable real estate. The queen sized bed is simply not big enough for he four of us. The thing takes up nearly as much space as the loki does, which leaves scant real estate for Linda and me.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.