so, i saw this car that looked just like mine, just parked in the wrong part of the parking lot. so i figured i'd experiment. it was on the way to my car, so i walked as it i was going to it, up to the drivers side, and then kept walking, figuring linda would have her moment of confuzzlement and then yell at me. i get to my car and linda is gone. i look back and she's sitting in this other person's Scion XB.
"where have you been?" she asked.
"why are you breaking into someone else's car?"