There's this panel, see? It's called "Sins Are Refreshed : Frank Discussions, Erotic Readings and Naughty Jokes." Here's the details:
Sat 10:00 pm Oak Room
Sins Are Refreshed : Frank Discussions, Erotic Readings and Naughty Jokes
Panelists: KT Pinto, Elektra Hammond, Kevin M Hayes
Elektra (elektra) will be reading my erotic short story, A Perfect Creature. This story was spawned when I found call for submissions for Alice in Wonderland themed erotica, and a friend of mine suggested, "Caterpillars could be the new cephalapods." The story found a home in Circlet Press's Like a Vorpal Blade, and also marks the birth of the budding mythology that is Sir Reginald F. Grump XXIII.
She says there will also be single malt scotch. (Not that you need temptation to lead you into temptation... Do you?)
So, if you are going to be at Confluence and are interested in finding out what sort of trouble a drug-addled larval butterfly can get into, go to this panel. If this is one of those things you really don't want to know, go to the panel anyway (because with that lineup, the panel is sure to be great fun (and there will be single malt scotch)), and at the appropriate time stick your fingers in your ears and say "la la la la la" until it's over.